This is an actual conversation between Aaron && I that took place 11/22/2020 at like 10 o'clock at night whilst wrapping presents for Christmas && putting the tree up WHICH HE ASSULTED ME WITH TWICE (Yes, He wacked my in the head with the tree, Then pinched my finger in the hole when we were putting it together.)
Aaron: Hey Babe, What do you want to eat? I know you really haven't all day.
Me: Um I literally don't care. I'm having hunger pains.
Aaron: Okay, I'll make you pasta.
Me: Thanks. Can you grab my meds too? I have been choking on my food lately.
(Quick fact, I have really bad acid reflux issues && sometimes need my throat stretched)
Aaron: Well, Are you taking different sized bites?
Excuse me? What?
Yes Aaron, I thought you know what would be cool?, If I started taking bigger bites with my known condition so I can just choke && DIE. Jeezeeee man. Sometimes this guy just gets my baffled. Mind you I was still hangry when we had this conversation (I get violently mean when hangry we literally had a warning light in our kitchen for 3 years), I literally was speechless.
Please please please tell me I'm not the only one who has this problem.
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