Okay, So Christmas is fucking stressful when YOU ARE SANTA CLAUS.
So I came up with a brilliant idea.... or so I thought. Mommy "helps" Santa with the stockings and that why they are done early (& I only have 700 things to do on Christmas eve) .. && that worked great last year while Wyatt could not reach the stockings, but this year Wyatt has been very very naughty.
He has invaded all the cabinets in the kitchen that we store snacks in, he has figured out our other hiding spots for snacks, indulged in some ice cream sandwiches for breakfast, && has started to grab things out of his stocking before Christmas....
Gosh darnit kid, That's not how you get your butt on the nice list!
So, Now his stocking is hung up higher than every single one of ours so he can NOT get to them before the "big show". Also we had to buy a lock for the fridge && freezer so Wyatt can not eat chocolate && snacks for breakfast. Which is actually beneficial for me too because it keeps me from eating all the snacks too!
So moral of the story, don't try to cut corners && do anything early because toddlers are equally as mischievous as elves && will find a way to make your great idea && early work into difficult more taxing work.
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