A piece of advise, Toddlers repeat everything you say....
I know you've heard it from several hundred estranged aunts && you third times great grandmother BUT GUESS WHAT they are correct (I know I don't want to admit it either) && that's coming from me; A 26 year old mother of two children who literally runs on cuss words (...&& Wine).
You may be asking, why are you bring this up now Chelsea, We all know Wyatt is your clone?
Welp, because it has finally become a problem (I act like it wasn't before when he was one waiting for Santa && Saying "Jesus Christ this line is long). Much like everyone else I was like "Well my kids are going to do better then me && I'm going to get my language under control by then" Yeah... I had it all planned out...
Obviously things aren't going exactly as I planned them because recently while going out to reward my kid for doing well at the barber he said "I want pizza as my prize" So we stroll over to pizza hut && Guess what they are closed... Permanently... NO BIG DEAL, We will try the pizza cave right down the road, wouldn't you know it Closed....Permanently. So What does mommy say so quietly that no one but daddy can hear it "Son of a bitch where are we going to go now?" Meanwhile in the backseat before I have even finished my sentence you hear my adorable little four year old scream at the top of his lungs "SON OF A BITCH, WHY ARE ALL THE PIZZA PLACES CLOSED I HATE THIS DUMMY VIRUS!!"
Now mind you I'm a very strict parent most of the time, But I busted out in a cackle that can be only described by a video of Kitty Foreman from that 70's show Drunken laughing. It's the uncomfortable maniacal laughter where you know you've failed at something but it's still equally as funny.
Anyway needless to say we didn't end up with pizza but we got some quality content for you wonderful people to read!
Also If I want to know If you were a Television mom which one would you be!! Reach out to me, Obviously I think I'd be pretty close to Kitty or maybe Linda Belcher from Bob's burgers.
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